Friday, October 5, 2012

The trifecta of fear

 
I thought that I was doing well in overcoming my arachnophobia, but the other day a new friend came over and (for some unknown reason) we started talking about spiders.  She told me story after story about when she was bitten, climbed upon, found one in her bed, and how she currently has black widows living in her garage (eeek!).

In the beginning I confidently stated that I wasn't afraid of spiders behind glass (such as they are exhibited in the aquarium or zoo), but as the conversation progressed, I felt myself having the chills, feeling like I was being walked on by something creepy, and even sweating.  I tried to change the conversation several times, but it seemed to last forever. 

That same day I went to check my mail (something I do once or twice a week) and found that Clancy had received another ZooBook, and the subject was (you guessed it) SPIDERS!  On the cover was a nasty, close-up view of a hairy spider with eight eyes staring at me.  I gave the magazine to Clancy but threatened to throw it away if I found it laying around or if they showed it to me. 

Luckily I didn't find out until the next day that Clancy had chosen an inch-long black plastic spider from the treasure box on the very "arachnoidic" day.  I found out because he ran to his backpack before I placed his homework in there to pull it out.  He told me, covering the toy with his cupped hand, "I didn't want you to see what I got from the treasure box", but then he showed me anyway. 

Let's just say that I am going to let Andrew spray the inside of the house around the doors and in the basement (something I have not allowed him to do for fear of even more chemicals in our environment.  It is a inside/outside spray, I am just paranoid).

Doctor Doctor!

Clancy: Doctor, Doctor, you took out my tonsils, my adenoids, and reduced my inferior submucous turbinates!
Doctor: That's enough out of you!*

*This bears no resemblance to an actual conversation that occurred.